I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings. A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.
HUMANSWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST
Title: A Piled Flurry of Wishes
Artist: Sachino Shia
Scanlated: Spicy Diamond
More suave Baldr pickup lines, with cameos by Loki and Thor, from the second KamiAso anthology.
SOMEONE TRANSLATE PLEASE????
S: Just sit still Ja’far
S: Soap is gonna get in your eyes
J: I said I could do it myself!!
J: Also this is too cramped, ‘cause you’re too big!!
S: I’m too what now?
J: are you an idiot?
J: Please don’t move, or you’ll die
S: mm… (half asleep)
J: don’t fall asleep, or you’ll also die
S: yea…. (asleep)
i love you
No better way to end a long Monday than with a barbershop version of R.Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)”!
SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US
The gif makes the post 666% better
Kuroshitsuji - Book of Circus (feat. interview w/ Miyano Mamoru) (PASH! October)
I’m not as emotionally invested in the Circus crowd as some of you, but here are some BoC tears for your Sunday. There’s also a merch page in case anyone is interested.
And hey they gave a tiny box for the reapers as well. :p
You are more than welcome to translate the pages If you have difficulty reading the text, I am happy to share the raw scans with you.
(Note: I will accept requests after I’m done with all the Kuromyu stuff so don’t send me any just yet.)
~And they lived happily ever after~
This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D
this is brilliant!
This comic is the CUTEST comic ever
And they lived happily ever after and looked awesome and the princess wore her amazing lady armour always <3
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”